Funny christmas carols

    Funny christmas carols
    Funny Christmas songs are common and fairly popular, especially with the younger generation. However, it was not always like this. Christmas songs have a history going back centuries. In fact, back in 129 AD, a song called "Angel Hymn" was recommended by a roman Bishop to be sung at Christmas services. It was, arguably, the first "Christmas song." Other songs were written soon afterwards, but most of them were written in Latin, something that common people couldn't understand. Thus the songs went fairly unappreciated and sank into oblivion.
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I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

    I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus T. Connor (c) 1952
    I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
    Underneath the mistletoe last night.
    She didn't see me creep
    down the stairs to have a peep;
    She thought that I was tucked
    up in my bedroom fast asleep.
    Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
    Underneath his beard so snowy white;
    Oh, what a laugh it would have been
    If Daddy had only seen
    Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.

    I'll Be Home For Christmas Kim Gannon, Walter Kent (c) 1943

    I'll be home for Christmas
    You can count on me
    Please have snow and mistletoe
    and presents on the tree

    Christmas Eve will find me
    Where the love light gleams
    I'll be home for Christmas
    If only in my dreams
    It's the most wonderful time of the year Eddie Pola, George Wyle 1963

    It's the most wonderful time of the year.
    With the kids jingle belling,
    and everyone telling you,
    "Be of good cheer,"
    It's the most wonderful time of the year.

    There'll be parties for hosting,
    marshmallows for toasting and
    caroling out in the snow.
    there'll be scary ghost stories and
    tales of the glories of Christmases
    long, long ago.

    It's the most wonderful time of the year.
    There'll be much mistletoeing
    and hearts will be glowing,
    when loved ones are near.
    It's the most wonderful time of the year.

    Jingle Bell Rock
    Bobby Helms

    Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
    Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring
    Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun
    Now the jingle hop has begun

    Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
    Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
    Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square
    In the frosty air.

    What a bright time, it's the right time
    To rock the night away
    Jingle bell time is a swell time
    To go gliding in a one-horse sleigh
    Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet
    Jingle around the clock
    Mix and a-mingle in the jingling feet
    That's the jingle bell,
    That's the jingle bell,
    That's the jingle bell rock.
    Jingle Bells James Lord Pierpont publ. 1857

    Dashing through the snow
    On a one-horse open sleigh,
    Over the fields we go,
    Laughing all the way;
    Bells on bob-tail ring,
    making spirits bright,
    What fun it is to ride and sing
    A sleighing song tonight
    Jingle bells, jingle bells,
    jingle all the way!
    O what fun it is to ride
    In a one-horse open sleigh

    A day or two ago,
    I thought I'd take a ride,
    And soon Miss Fanny Bright
    Was seated by my side;
    The horse was lean and lank;
    Misfortune seemed his lot;
    He got into a drifted bank,
    And we, we got upsot.
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle all the way!
    What fun it is to ride
    In a one-horse open sleigh.

    A day or two ago,
    the story I must tell
    I went out on the snow
    And on my back I fell;
    A gent was riding by
    In a one-horse open sleigh,
    He laughed as there
    I sprawling lie,
    But quickly drove away.
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle all the way!
    What fun it is to ride
    In a one-horse open sleigh.

    Now the ground is white
    Go it while you're young,
    Take the girls tonight
    And sing this sleighing song;
    Just get a bob-tailed bay
    two-forty as his speed
    Hitch him to an open sleigh
    And crack! you'll take the lead.
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle all the way!
    What fun it is to ride
    In a one-horse open sleigh.


    Jolly Old Saint Nicholas

    Jolly old Saint Nicholas,
    lean your ear this way!
    Don't you tell a single soul
    what I'm going to say:
    Christmas Eve is coming soon;
    now, you dear old man
    Whisper what you'll bring to me;
    tell me if you can.

    When the clock is striking twelve,
    when I'm fast asleep
    Down the chimney, broad and black,
    with your pack you'll creep
    All the stockings you will find
    hanging in a row
    Mine will be the shortest one,
    you'll be sure to know

    Bobby wants a pair of skates,
    Suzy wants a sled
    Nellie wants a picture book,
    yellow, blue, and red
    Now I think I'll leave to you
    what to give the rest
    Choose for me, dear Santa Claus;
    you will know the best.

    Let It Snow! Sammy Cahn, Jule Styne (c) 1945

    Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
    But the fire is so delightful,
    And since we've no place to go,
    Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

    It doesn't show signs of stopping,
    And I brought some corn for popping;
    The lights are turned way down low,
    Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

    When we finally say good night,
    How I'll hate going out in the storm;
    But if you really hold me tight,
    All the way home I'll be warm.

    The fire is slowly dying,
    And, my dear, we're still good-bye-ing,
    But as long as you love me so.
    Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

    Mary, Did You Know? c. 1991 Word Music ( a division of Word, Inc.) and Rufus Music (admin. by Keeling & Company, Inc, Nashville, TN) Words: Mark Lowry Music: Buddy Greene
    Mary, did you know
    That your baby boy will one day walk on water?
    Mary, did you know
    That your baby boy will save our sons and daughters?
    Did you know
    That your baby boy has come to make you new?
    This child that you've delivered
    Will soon deliver you

    Mary, did you know
    That your baby boy will give sight to a blind man?
    Mary, did you know
    That your baby boy will calm a storm with His hand?
    Did you know
    That your baby boy has walked where angels trod?
    And when you kiss your little baby
    You've kissed the face of God

    Mary, did you know?
    The blind will see
    The deaf will hear
    And the dead will live again
    The lame will leap
    The dumb will speak
    The praises of the Lamb

    Mary, did you know
    That your baby boy is Lord of all creation?
    Mary, did you know
    That your baby boy will one day rule the nations?
    Did you know
    That your baby boy is heaven's perfect Lamb?
    This sleeping child you're holding
    Is the Great I Am

    Oh Mary did you know?

Nightmare before christmas tattoos

    Nightmare before christmas tattoos
    It's a well known fact that cartoons aren't just for kids. In fact, producers of Disney and Pixel flicks have stated point blank that they make cartoons for kids that parents can enjoy as well, since parents are the ones taking their children to the theater and having to sit through the movie with them. They do this by including overt dialogue or hidden messages that will fly right over the heads of children but will entertain and amuse adults, making the cinematic experience easier to enjoy. Other movies, like Tim Burton's "Nightmare Before Christmas" have a primarily adult cult following, the characters of Jack, Sally, the ghost dog Zero, and the mischievous threesome Lock, Shock and Barrel appearing repeatedly in permanent ink. Clicking through the thumbnails of BMEzine's cartoon tattoos section, "The Nightmare Before Christmas" makes up nearly 1/4 of all the images featured there.


    Cartoon television shows are popular choices as well when it comes to tattoo ideas. Nickelodeon's "Spongebob Squarepants", "Powerpuff Girl" or the Fox channel's "The Simpsons" and "Family Guy" have bright, humorous or empowering characters that translate great as tattoos. Even video game characters make an appearance, especially the Godfather of all digital games -- Mario, often seen along with his brother, Luigi, or arch enemy, Bowser. Hello Kitty seems to be a favorite amongst young girls, while scenes from Shel Silverstein's "The Giving Tree" continue to show up on the ribcages of young men. The cutesy drawings of emo artist Kurt Halsey have appeared in so many tattoos that I even wrote a hub about it: Kurt Halsey Fan Tattoos

    Of course, there will always be tattoos of the standard, original cartoons: Mickey Mouse, Goofy, Donald Duck, Tigger, Snoopy and Winnie the Pooh. Classic films like "Alice in Wonderland" beget classic tattoos of Alice, the Cheshire Cat and the hookah-smoking caterpillar whereas classic books by Dr. Seuss yield images of the infamous Cat in the Hat.

    Cartoons evoke nostalgic memories of childhood as well as teach important lessons. No matter how old you get, there is something about the innocence of cartoons and the characters they portray that will always ring true.


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Father christmas history

    Father christmas history
    Modern customs of the holiday include gift-giving, church celebrations, and the display of various decorations—including the Christmas tree, lights, mistletoe, nativity scenes and holly. The mythological figure Santa Claus (or Father Christmas) is also a significant modern indicator of Christmas, as he is traditionally believed by millions of children as being a bringer of gifts on or near Christmas Day. Santa Claus is generally believed to be the result of the syncretization of Saint Nicholas with elements from pagan Nordic and Christian mythology, and owes his modern appearance mostly to 19th century media.

    Christmas is celebrated throughout the Christian population, but is also celebrated by many non-Christians as a secular, cultural festival. The holiday is widely celebrated around the world, including in the United States, where it is celebrated by 96% of the population.
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